the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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Steel kidneys

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The power to fly....underwater

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Poop

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!