The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!