The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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KeemStar

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Dejavu

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!