ability to fly in a plane

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to understand irony.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to fly....underwater

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!