The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!