The power to be Caleb Fox.

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NMR Vision

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to bleed

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the power to spell words wrong

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!