the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!