the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to bleed

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!