the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!