the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to see through anything except air.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!