The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!