The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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NMR Vision

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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the ability to command watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!