the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!