The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to send emails via pigeon

The Power to die at will

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to die

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

the power to see with your eyes open

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to post the same shit twice.

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!