The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!