The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!