The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!