Death at will

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!