The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!