The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to read

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to never end your .

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Power to not have any power.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!