The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!