THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!