The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!