- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

the power to walk through unlocked doors

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

The ability to read a book by its cover

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to eat food

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

the power to die on command

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

Pointless Super Powers