The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!