The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to create another human

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!