the power to know what time is not

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power of love

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!