The power to make someone think about frogs

the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time

The power to turn into a baby randomly

thee power to not eat but still starve

The power to be a human

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

The power to die whenever you want.

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to jump -50% higher

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

the ability to see into the past

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!