the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power of night-blindness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!