the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power of fart helium

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!