The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Balls.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!