The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!