The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Facebook.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!