The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to get older every second

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!