The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

The power to eat soup with a fork

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

The power to turn food into human waste.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to meme 20% harder

The power to take away your power.

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to state the obvious.

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to die

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

Sorry. The power to square root -1.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to communicate with earthworms.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!