The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!