The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!