(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to see into the past

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!