The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to get older every second

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!