The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to look into cheese.

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power of Pinesol baby

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!