The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!