The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to die when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!