The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to never end your .

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!