The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power spite flower

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to sleep during day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!