the power of 75% leviatation.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!