I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power of creating poop.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!