The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to have a power.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!