The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!