The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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NMR Vision

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to bleed

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!