the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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power to breathe

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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hey

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to think about useless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!