The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!