the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!