The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to see through air.

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The power to read

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!