The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to not have any power.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to swim on land

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to never end your .

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!