The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power of bullet attraction.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!