Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Balls.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to make elton john gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!