The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!