The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to speak Braille.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the ability to see into the past

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!